Graham Flint Finally Strikes Gold
21 September 2025
After 28 years of near misses, club muttering, and enough second-place finishes to start a support group, Chairman Graham Flint has finally done it—he’s won the Rita Broughton Trophy and earned himself a glorious splash of gold paint. That’s right: Flint is now officially golden.
Known around the club for treating bunkers like booby traps, Graham somehow managed to steer clear of his usual sandy misadventures. Whether it was divine guidance, a new GPS app called “Avoid the Dunes,” or just sheer determination, he kept his ball on the straight and narrow.
The real showstopper? A cheeky chip-in for birdie on the 18th that had the crowd gasping, clapping, and one member reportedly dropping their sausage roll in disbelief. It was the kind of shot that makes you wonder if Graham’s been secretly training with the pros—or just finally figured out which end of the club to use.
Congratulations, Graham. May your bunkers stay empty and your trophy cabinet finally get some company.
